- Erma had a parrot. He said 2 things, "Hello Barney" (his name WAS Barney) and "telephone". She bought a tape to help him learn more words. For 20 minutes, twice a day, he'd listen to 2 repetitive phrases, "Hey, I'm over here," and "I'm a bad bird". Then he was supposed to tra-la-la along to 20 minutes of the "Toreador" song. By the end of 3 weeks, she says she was considering making a necklace of Valium and licking it at intervals. The tape was driving her nuts. One evening at the dinner table her husband said, "I'm a bad bird." Then he added, "I have no idea why I said that."
She gave the bird to her son.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
PARROT (humor)
(Told by Erma Bombeck)
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